Kissy Bang Bang

Kissy Bang Bang is a British brand of novelty and custom-printed condoms, describing itself as the UK's home of novelty and personalised condoms. It has been designing, printing and packing condoms in London since 2007, and trades as Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd. The brand's proposition is that the condom underneath is a serious, certified product while the wrapper on top is allowed to be loud: products are CE-marked and tested to ISO 4074, with lot-by-lot electronic testing for burst pressure, tensile strength and pinholes, while the wrappers carry jokes, photos, logos and campaign artwork. The range covers three main routes. First, a large catalogue of ready-made funny condoms with hundreds of pre-designed wrappers, sold in mixed packs from six pieces at £1.66 each. Second, a design-your-own service where customers upload artwork, a photo or text and receive custom prints from as few as six pieces, with a live preview. Third, bulk branded condoms for businesses, agencies, student unions and events, running from 50 pieces up to 10,000 and beyond, with per-unit pricing that falls from £1.66 at the smallest tier to £0.29 at 10,000 pieces, VAT included and no setup fees. The brand uses a larger 6×6 cm white wrapper, about 20% bigger than the standard 5×5 cm, to give designs more room. Kissy Bang Bang ships worldwide from London and says it is stocked in more than 600 souvenir retail shops across the UK and Europe, in seven countries. It emphasises fast turnaround, with most small orders shipping the same working day and custom prints under 1,000 pieces typically dispatching within one working day, plus real photo proofs of the printed wrapper before full production runs. The brand also offers price matching, claiming to beat any like-for-like quote at every quantity tier. It has been recognised with a Best Product Award at Scotland's Trade Fair and has been featured in outlets including PR Newswire, the Herald Scotland and Garage Magazine. The company notes that it is sometimes confused with similarly named suppliers, and stresses that it is the independent original trading as Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd.

Kissy Bang Bang has been selling novelty and custom-printed condoms since 2007, operating from London and trading as Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd. From the outset the brand's bet was that safe sex does not have to be boring: the condoms themselves are CE-marked and tested to ISO 4074, with electronic lot-by-lot testing for burst pressure, tensile strength and pinholes, while the wrappers are designed to be loud, rude or fully branded. Over nearly two decades the business built a catalogue of hundreds of pre-designed funny wrappers, a design-your-own service that lets customers upload artwork, photos or text with a live preview, and a bulk branded offering for companies, agencies, student unions and events. The brand says it has delivered millions of condoms worldwide and is stocked in more than 600 souvenir retail shops across the UK and Europe, in seven countries. It uses a 6×6 cm white wrapper, about 20% larger than the standard 5×5 cm, to give customer designs more space. Operationally, Kissy Bang Bang emphasises speed and transparency: most small orders ship the same working day, custom prints under 1,000 pieces typically dispatch within one working day, bulk orders start at 50 pieces, and larger custom runs receive a real photo proof of the printed wrapper before full production. Pricing is published per unit with VAT included and no setup fees, falling from £1.66 per condom at six pieces to £0.29 at 10,000 pieces, and the brand claims to beat any like-for-like quote at every tier. It has received a Best Product Award at Scotland's Trade Fair and has been featured in PR Newswire, the Herald Scotland and Garage Magazine. The company also publicly notes that it is sometimes confused with similarly named suppliers, and stresses that there is only one Kissy Bang Bang: the independent original trading as Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd.

• 2007

  Kissy Bang Bang begins selling novelty and custom-printed condoms from London, trading as Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd.

• Brand builds a catalogue of hundreds of pre-designed funny condom wrappers.

• Design Your Own service launched, allowing custom prints from as few as 6 pieces with live preview.

• Bulk branded condom service offered for brands, agencies, student unions and events, from 50 to 10,000+ pieces.

• Brand reports being stocked in over 600 souvenir retail shops across 7 countries.

• Receives Best Product Award at Scotland's Trade Fair.

• Featured in PR Newswire, Herald Scotland and Garage Magazine.

The UK's home of novelty and personalised condoms: certified, CE-marked and ISO 4074-tested condoms wrapped in loud, funny or fully branded designs, printed in London since 2007.

• Funny condoms range

  Hundreds of pre-designed novelty wrappers with names such as Big Ben, The Union Jack, The Monster, Well Hello Titty, One Erection, Full English Breakfast, Eat My Baguette, Come Carry On, Lick My Bean, Single Pussy Wants Milk and I Will Not Be Your Father. Mix any 6 from the range at £1.66 each.

• Design Your Own custom condoms

  Upload artwork, a photo or text and receive custom printed condoms from just 6 pieces, with a live preview.

• Bulk branded condoms

  Full-colour custom printing for brands, agencies, student unions and events, from 50 to 10,000+ pieces, with logos, QR codes and campaign artwork. Per-unit pricing from £1.66 down to £0.29, VAT included, no setup fees.

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